1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:20,480 [Music] 2 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,687 Damn hockey pads! 3 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:29,960 [Grunting] 4 00:00:33,530 --> 00:00:34,188 Hyah! 5 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:44,456 Let's play a game...You win, I'll give you a free hit. 6 00:00:44,456 --> 00:00:45,415 [Joker Laughs] 7 00:00:45,457 --> 00:00:52,005 Oh I love charades! Alright guess who I am, guess who I am. 8 00:00:52,005 --> 00:00:58,761 Oh, come on! I'll even give you a hint! He's a birdy just like you... 9 00:00:58,761 --> 00:01:03,473 No!? Well well, time's up, you lose! 10 00:01:03,473 --> 00:01:05,892 Four! 11 00:01:17,902 --> 00:01:19,862 My turn! 12 00:01:32,874 --> 00:01:34,800 [Jason spits 13 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,000 Oh no that's just rude... 14 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:44,720 At least the old "Boy Blunder" had some manners... 15 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:53,309 You know, I knew you were a murdering psychopath... 16 00:01:53,309 --> 00:01:55,894 ...But you went too far. 17 00:01:55,894 --> 00:02:00,773 Too far? Since when was there a line? Was there a limit? 18 00:02:00,773 --> 00:02:04,735 Was there a limit? No? No! 19 00:02:04,777 --> 00:02:07,154 How can I go too far if there's no limit? Besides! 20 00:02:07,154 --> 00:02:09,508 I've killed so many people... 21 00:02:09,508 --> 00:02:12,918 Surely you don't expect me to remember the face of every single one? 22 00:02:12,918 --> 00:02:15,918 [Joker Laughs] 23 00:02:49,047 --> 00:02:53,111 You wanna hear something funny? 24 00:02:53,111 --> 00:02:56,990 I know you'll get a kick out of this. 25 00:03:01,118 --> 00:03:07,874 You were always my favorite. 26 00:03:07,874 --> 00:03:08,833 [Joker grunts] 27 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:15,673 Why sure, you've got big, brooding Batman. "I'm vengeance." Bullshit. 28 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:17,174 BORING! 29 00:03:17,841 --> 00:03:21,553 And then there's Batgirl, whatever the hell happened to her... 30 00:03:21,553 --> 00:03:26,015 And there's Nightwing, pfft! What a tight ass! 31 00:03:26,015 --> 00:03:31,645 But no, you... There's something different about you. 32 00:03:31,687 --> 00:03:36,760 You've got this passion, this fire, sitting right behind your eyes, I can see it! 33 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:42,238 You know what I'm talking about, but you always try to fight it! It's pathetic. 34 00:03:42,238 --> 00:03:44,198 Yeah? (Yeah...) 35 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,741 Is this pathetic? 36 00:03:47,743 --> 00:03:51,037 (Knife skids away) 37 00:03:51,037 --> 00:03:54,707 Well, as much fun as it is to dance with you birdy-boy, 38 00:03:54,707 --> 00:04:01,004 Your boss, well... He really pissed me off. 39 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:06,426 Now it's time for me to return the favor... 40 00:04:06,426 --> 00:04:12,680 [Music] 41 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:24,720 Cock-a-doodle doo! Oh wait, wrong bird.. 42 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:31,520 bed now where do you think you're going huh the part is just getting 43 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:38,880 started where the hell am I that's not how this works I know how this 44 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:47,360 works you do yeah I do you see Batman's probably on his way here right now you 45 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:52,400 know what that means when he gets here you're going to get the ass beaten of a 46 00:04:52,400 --> 00:05:04,880 lifetime now that's is but you see there's just one tiny tiny little problem with that 47 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:12,200 plan of yours oh yeah you see the Batman much like yourself has no idea where here 48 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:19,880 is oh come on what do you take me for lire this isn't my first 49 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:23,840 rodeo kid I knew that little belt of yours would have led the bat right to 50 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:33,560 us you think that will stop him he's tearing the city apart right now looking for me poor 51 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:47,200 sweet boy so naive you really think he's coming for you don't you you put too much faith in him 52 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:59,640 yeah well you're a psychopath why thank you now enough chitchat let's see [Music] een 53 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:05,200 no you think torturing information atem is going to work you've reached 54 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:14,240 an alltime level of stupid oh birdy boy lesson number one everyone talks lesson 55 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:21,720 number two not everything is about getting information sometimes it's about sending a 56 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:29,560 message 57 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:44,280 how about we play a little game this little piggy went to the market This 58 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:48,200 Little Piggy stayed home and this little piggy 59 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:57,800 cried all the way home oh with all these nails I clearly should have gone with the 60 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:02,280 hammer is that the best you got cuz that's the best you got we're going to be here all 61 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:09,560 day someone's still waiting for the big man to come and save 62 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:19,080 him oh or maybe you've already realized that he's not 63 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:29,520 coming how about a joke to cheer you up what do you call a belt made of watches 64 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:38,680 a waste of 65 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:43,840 time how about another joke 66 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:52,680 huh my grief counselor just died in a car accident but he did such a good 67 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:59,440 job I don't even care oh come on you can laugh at that it's funny 68 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,556 I'm on fire... 69 00:08:09,598 --> 00:08:13,393 Here's Joker! 70 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:17,396 [Joker laughs] 71 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:37,414 [Whistling] 72 00:08:37,414 --> 00:08:38,915 [Music] Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey. 73 00:08:39,916 --> 00:08:42,752 Time for your breakfast, sunshine. 74 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:54,012 Just say it. Don't be such a pussy. 75 00:08:54,012 --> 00:08:57,640 Admit it! And this will all be over. 76 00:09:00,768 --> 00:09:02,102 He's not coming to save you. 77 00:09:02,102 --> 00:09:05,772 SAY. HE'S. NOT. COMING. 78 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:10,652 He's... 79 00:09:10,652 --> 00:09:16,031 Sorry, what was that lamb-chop? Can you speak up for me? 80 00:09:16,031 --> 00:09:18,700 He's not coming. 81 00:09:22,704 --> 00:09:25,331 Now was that so hard? 82 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:29,680 (to camera) You see, Bats? The kid ain't yours anymore. 83 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:33,922 He's mine, mine, mine... 84 00:09:33,922 --> 00:09:36,883 You just hang out here and I'll be right back. 85 00:09:36,883 --> 00:09:39,884 Don't go anywhere... 86 00:09:39,884 --> 00:09:41,884 [Joker laughs] 87 00:09:41,884 --> 00:09:44,190 [Machine sounds] 88 00:09:50,937 --> 00:09:54,357 Kiss the ground for me, pumpkin. 89 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:13,123 And now ladies and gentleman, the moment we've all been waiting for... 90 00:10:13,123 --> 00:10:16,124 The grand finale! 91 00:10:19,087 --> 00:10:22,880 Who's been a bad birdy? 92 00:10:25,843 --> 00:10:29,280 Ope! I missed a spot! 93 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:44,080 [Music] 94 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:58,880 [Music] 95 00:10:58,880 --> 00:10:59,380 [Joker giggles] 96 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:16,260 See you in hell, kid.